Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did Adam say to Eve when they first were created?

Get Back! im not sure how big it will be!!

See this:

http://www.onceuponasaturday.com/

Why is the symbol for Christianity a cross?

because its wrong

What is the difference between jesus and a painting of jesus?

it only takes one nail to put up the painting

Are we supposed to believe that atheists are interested in this kind of mind numbing rubbish?